BROOKLYN POOP MAP by TWYSS
THE TWYSS COMMUNITY
Some cities have neighborhood watch groups. Brooklyn has us.
Have you ever stepped in something and thought, "I wish someone had warned me"?
Ever wanted to make an impact on your neighborhood but also not really?
Do you believe in radical pedestrian safety?
Then you're one of us.
Brooklyn Poop Map is the only (up to 3/9/2025) hyper-local, community-driven, and 100% unnecessary solution to this urban dilemma. Our team of unpaid, unqualified experts (read: random internet users) are mapping the menace one turd at a time.
FAQ
Q: Is this a joke?
A: We wish.
Q: Who is responsible for cleaning this up?
A: Great question. We'd love to know too.
Q: Do you track human poop?
A: Listen. If you have to ask, you already know the answer.
Q: How accurate is this map?
A: As accurate as the people of Brooklyn are honest.
Q: Can I submit a photo?
A: Please don't. I added this feature only to show Sam I can. Please. We will ban you.
HOW TO JOIN
1 🢂 Navigate to the REPORT page
2 🢂 Allow geolocation or manually select a point on the map
3 🢂 Add optional descriptive details
4 🢂 Submit your report to the database
5 🢂 View all reports on the MAP page